My one reader will be so pleased

After 3 weeks without a keyboard, and 2 weeks on holiday in the UK, I'm back...with a super cool new bendy keyboard that plugs into USB port. I can use it anywhere, 'even in shallow water', if the fancy takes me. My only disappointment is learning from the instructions that 'It cannot be pulled into the oven and putted on the fire to teast'. Well, you can't have everything.